i have the dumb today

Tales of a Forgotten Holiday

10:00am:
- Amanda: *calls Onondaga County DSS, no answer* "Shit, it's a holiday."

10:30am:
- Amanda: *calls Sarah* "Sarah, is the mail here?"
- Sarah: "No mail today, it's a holiday."
- Amanda: "YES SCORE NO MORE CHECKS."

10:31am:
- Amanda: *calls Sarah* "Is there a deposit?"
- Sarah: "....Nope, it's a holiday."
- Amanda: "SHIT FUCK HOLIDAY."

10:58am:
- Amanda: *puts on coat* "I gotta go feed the meter."
- Sarah/Sandy/random guest: "NO IT'S A HOLIDAY."
- Amanda: "FINE I'LL JUST GO GET COFFEE... coffee is open on a holiday, right?"

(Coffee IS open on a holiday... thank god I got one thing right.)


In other news, I got my car stuck in my driveway three times - big fail - and my vry smrt dad rubbed his eyeball raw and now has a scratched cornea (pretty sure I could have told him that, but he had to wait three hours in the emergency room to see a doc for three minutes). The only thing that's going right today is the fact that I am wearing matching earrings for the first time in two and a half months... temporarily downsizing one lobe has its advantages in the long run, but it's really obnoxious to only have one plug (an emerald green one, to boot) to wear... IT MATCHES NOTHING.

Back to killing myself at work... healthcare yields no holidays.