Yesterday I saw the trifecta of podunks.
I drove to Tops to get a few groceries (toms, cukes, rice and mascarpone cheese) and witnessed a very beautiful 300+ lb. woman wearing a pink tube top with her bra straps hanging out buying potato chips. Then on my way home, there was an SUV limo ON FIRE... and a man wearing overalls directing traffic. And only a mile from my house the man driving a shitbox in front of me hit a wild turkey. I didn't stop.
In fact, I didn't flinch for any of these.
Just goes to show that nothing can surprise me in Westmoreland.
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pretty sure i've lived this scenario before.. town was Holland Patent but the plot was the same. My reactions were about the same as well. well.. except for maybe that I pointed and laughed at others misfortune...
oh god I wish i captured that tube top!
i know mr. c, i was thinking about you when i saw her :P my phone is on perpetual deadness because i keep forgetting to charge it or i would have gone back for a picture!
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