Tuesday, June 23, 2009

i liv in wetmerlan

Yesterday I saw the trifecta of podunks.

I drove to Tops to get a few groceries (toms, cukes, rice and mascarpone cheese) and witnessed a very beautiful 300+ lb. woman wearing a pink tube top with her bra straps hanging out buying potato chips. Then on my way home, there was an SUV limo ON FIRE... and a man wearing overalls directing traffic. And only a mile from my house the man driving a shitbox in front of me hit a wild turkey. I didn't stop.

In fact, I didn't flinch for any of these.

Just goes to show that nothing can surprise me in Westmoreland.

3 comments:

Donny Walnuts said...

pretty sure i've lived this scenario before.. town was Holland Patent but the plot was the same. My reactions were about the same as well. well.. except for maybe that I pointed and laughed at others misfortune...

Mr. Condescending said...

oh god I wish i captured that tube top!

Amanda said...

i know mr. c, i was thinking about you when i saw her :P my phone is on perpetual deadness because i keep forgetting to charge it or i would have gone back for a picture!