i just fucking love you

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2008/09/3_days_only_gas_for_310_per_ga.html

For anyone link-weary, the article can be summed up with: the Cayugas in Seneca Falls will sell gas for $3.10 for three days. This is an article from syracuse.com. EMPHASIS ON SYRACUSE. Seneca Falls is 50 MILES away. PLEASE CHECK OUT MY ELEMENTARY MATH SKILLS:

I can fill my 15 gallon gas tank at a regular station in Syracuse for roughly $54 (15 gallons X $3.60/g) or I could fill it for $46.50 in Seneca Falls, which saves me $7.50. Might be a good deal if I didn't live 50 miles away! At 20mpg for 100 miles (there and back), I'm wasting 5 gallons of gas. Even IF I brought a canister to fill in Seneca Falls for those 5 extra gallons, that's an extra $15.50... which means I just wasted $8 driving way out of my way for "cheap gas."

Yes, this is why I passed 5th grade math.

I understand that people in Seneca Falls might read syracuse.com too. OH WAIT NO I DONT! They have their own news site (http://www.senecafallsonline.com/) and their own newspaper for the region (http://www.fltimes.com/). This does not belong in a Syracuse newspaper. If, by very little chance, I find myself out west on those three days, sure... I might buy the gas. But this article just screams "HEY SYRACUSANS PLZ TRAVEL 100 MILES OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR CHEAPER GAS BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT KNOW ELEMENTARY ADDITION AND MULTIPLICATION."

/rant.

Kitty Hoynes was FUCKING amazing last night - emphasis on the fucking (NO... not in that way... I mean... what?). Luke was working. I got drunk off of two Kitty Cocktails then decided I needed something different so I go "I WANT SOMETHING NEW" and apparently it sounded like I was British and Luke goes "you sound like the girl from Willie Wonka - the blueberry girl!" So he made me a raspberry mocha russian (incredibly strong) and I saw him mixing something up and being quite sneaky about it until he came over and poured two shots of this neon-blue liquid for Joe and I - awww he bought us shots AND he named them Veruca Salt after me =D (by the way, they totally taste like blueberry and raspberry koolaid!)

THEN Terry showed up... Terry is the father of one of the bartenders and he's always at KH. He calls Joe "Waldo" and he calls me "Sabrina." Well, he bought Joe and me free drink tokens! He then came up to me and said that he "FUCKING LOVES ME" and I'm the most beautiful girl he's ever met (his favorite part of me are my eyebrows... yes I'm totally serious too HAHAHA). It's even funnier because he's friends with the reverend here at work. I was texting Sarah the whole time and she was DYING.

I did talk to Luke about his business and either I was completely smashed and don't remember or he really didn't find it creepy that I knew hahaha. We talked about the USPS and other shipping methods (shut up... it was interesting because I ship things through USPS too!). He's very into his business and I think it's awesome that he's so passionate about it.

Today... I hurt. My head hurts from drinking and my body hurts from cleaning. Today's cleaning task: living room and dining room. FUCK.


BY THE WAY: I won't use my drink token. It's my souvenir :P