PEE THE FUCK ESS:
http://blog.syracuse.com/jenny-from-the-block/
The Post-Standard PAYS this girl to write. Really? Either she's super hot and fucking her boss or anyone can get a job at the PS (or, perhaps, a combination of both). Because really, they can feel free to pay me for writing in my blog... it's pretty much the SAME EXACT THING.
Here ya go, PS - how much money do I get for this anecdote?
So last weekend I got totally bombed. Like, I was almost throwing up, I was so bombed. I drank lots of vodka, it was super awesome. My hot friend and I dressed in animal print, went to really crappy DJ'd bars in Armory Square and got hit on by creepy guys but they were hot anyway and we may or may not have hooked up with them in my swanky loft apartment. Then us pre-cougs went to college bars on Marshall Street and hit on spiky-haired younger boys that we could take advantage of. It was so totally awesome, I wish I were younger so I could sleep with them. Then we went to Blue Tusk and rubbed elbows/naughty parts with Z-list celebrities like some guy who rides a motorcycle on that TLC show... but then I threw up on him. I didn't give him my phone number but if he wants it, he knows where to find me ;) ;) ;) All in all, I learned one lesson: don't throw up when you get drunk, because it's total lamesauce.
PS: Stay tuned for my banal remarks on Brangelina... I'm so witty! ;)
I think that's totally worth, like, $300, don't you think?
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