where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?

Oh fuck me.

Last night consisted of:
- Being made fun of by one of KH's bartenders for ordering Kitty Cocktails
- Drinking too many of said cocktails
- Weird experimental jam bands
- Turning on "Volvo-Driving Soccer Mom" at a heavy metal bar
- Insisting on hard-boiled eggs and not pickled eggs
- Getting fuck-me eyes from a security guard at Daisy Dukes
- JONATHON DAVIS (or was it Adam Duritz?)
- Lots and lots of popcorn
- Winning Half Penny

I huuuuuuurt.

$10 says I do it all over again tonight....