"thanks for not running with them"... oh god luke, you're SO witty.

So Don says my post yesterday was a big fail. What in the world can I do to appease him (aside from putting pictures of my boobs on the interwebz)? Comments are criticisms are welcomed.

I'm "working" today. I use working as a really loose term because clearly I'm actually sitting here typing a blog post and listening to Matchbook Romance and perusing the personal ads on Craigslist... which make me laugh hysterically. I really only look at the ones with pictures because, c'mon, who doesn't want to know what they're getting themselves into! And I feel bad for about 99% of the posters on there because you KNOW they only put their best photos on there... and they're STILL hilariously bad.

Yes I am making fun of other people's misfortunes... I'm not nice! WE KNOW THIS.

(PS: I spelled "misfortunes" as "misfortions" and had to consult dictionary.com to figure out how the hell to actually spell it... I really have no brain cells left. More on this momentarily.)

I took great pride of surreptitiously making fun of people at the bar last night too (big surprise - I can spell surreptitious just fine... WTF). I somehow managed to make last call for the first time ever, unless you're counting college parties (in which case I've made it to 5am or later - even winning a party at 8am once with the boys in Deterrence). Because I'm pretty over typing already, you get recap in list form:

- Dropped Sarah off at Pastabilities.
- Visited Nate at MPC. Bought the wine shirt. Got made fun of for being a slut and not being slutty at the same time. Ogled John Joyce and bonded.
- Gulped a drink at KH. Got made fun of by the bouncer for drinking alone.
- Went to Sound Garden. Bought the second season of "How I Met Your Mother." Bonded with pretty-haired cashier over NPH... suit up! Talked about Jason Segel's penis.
- Had a chai at Starbucks.
- Met Sarah and Alex at KH. Had Luke make 'em strong and keep 'em comin' (I have much love for this man... as you all know). Asked Chris for a pair of scissors, who searched for five minutes (much love too). Made fun of exclamation point man!!!! Got hit on by creepy 50+ year-old guy... not a DILF, not Joe Biden (sad face).
- Dropped Sarah off at home and went back downtown for vengeance.
- Met up with Joe and the guys at Clarks. Had smoked gouda. Didn't get happy.
- Went to KH again... third time's a charm. Made fuck-me eyes with Chris - or "we're both drunk so let's stare creepily across the bar at eachother" eyes. The lights came on. The snow came down.
- Almost died driving home.
- Watched said "How I Met Your Mother" 'til passage-outage occurred.

It was a good night, aside from one thing, but whatever. It's fine. I'll put on my big girl panties and get over it. At least there were plenty of creepos to make fun of...