i love puddle pals

So... crazy scabies man who waved his cane in my face the other day? Went into my boss's office today and started hitting things on her desk with it, demanding he be given his "motherfucking knife you motherfuckers!" Maintenance (security) was called and came upstairs WITH A TOOLBELT, the activities director snatched the cane and crazy scabies man was placed in a conference room by himself 'til the cops showed up and took him away.

I'm getting really sick of this nonsense. If I wanted to be threatened by schizophrenics all day, I would have applied for a job at C-pep or Hutchings.

In other news:

1) Mets lost. By one. Again. They've now lost five games this season and four of them have been by one run (the other was by two). I'm not going to be a fairweather fan - Delgado and Castro had super clutch homers - but jesus christ David Wright, what happened to you? I know your batting average says otherwise, but you're playing this year like a single-A late draft rookie. Stop being such a pansy whiner and hit the ball!

2) Sarah passed her driver's test! And she turns 24 tomorrow! I still congratulated her even though she thinks I have bursitis/whore's knees.

3) The Sponge-Tech sponge commercials are awesome. IT'S MY PUDDLE PAL!

4) I spent close to an hour last night googling, myspace and facebook searching and emailing former employees of the Chiefs to find out where the team hangs out after games. It's been futile thus far, but I'm going to find out - even if it means I stay at the stadium 'til everyone has left and follow the bus to the hotel. I swear I'm not a stalker.. I just want to rub elbows (and genitals) with baseball players. Is a hussie. Doesn't care at all. (Was given permission to have sexy times with Babyface or Reyes if the opportunity arises.)

5) There is a muskrat in the pond at home and he's freaking awesome. I called him the legless otter and he ran away from me... but one day I will catch him. He probably has diseases, but he's just so cute... he's my puddle pal!




PS: ... PUDDLE PAL.