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I know it's Music Monday, but the past three days have been BASEBALLTASTIC and I'm going to keep the tradition alive.

The Chiefs, as I've mentioned, have been playing a four-game series against the Buffalo Bisons - the Mets farm team. We got to the game on Friday as doors opened, had some brewskis and settled into our first-base side, second row seats when all the sudden first baseman Nick Evans comes bumbling out of the dugout -- and cue a tipsy Amanda flying over the guardrail (losing a shoe in the process) screaming "NICK EVANS NICK EVANS NICK EVANS" who stopped to look at me and smile and paused for a picture with me... in which he put his arm around me. Scoreeeee!

The game went underway and yours truly got drunker and started screaming obscenities at Nationals' famewhore Lastings Milledge - I'm not even joking when I say my shouts of "I LOVE RYAN CHURCH MORE THAN YOU" could be heard across the stadium (I love my lung capacity while drunk). I nearly pooped my pants when Bisons shortstop Jose Coronado tossed me a ball en route to the dugout and was ecstatic that second baseman Argenis Reyes kept staring and smiling at me (err, at my boobs).

AWESOME FREAKING GAME.

Then I bought tickets to Saturday's game.

Though Reyes wasn't playing and Evans was playing LF, Saturday was equally as awesome in its own way. Coronado was eye-fucking me - not even kidding, even the guy sitting behind me was like "Uh, the SS is staring at you..." - and I shouted "Mi corazon esta en fuego" for him... multiple times. I saw catcher Robinson Cancel warming up pitchers in the bullpen and started yelling "YEAH ROBINSON CANCEL" and when he walked to the dugout, he smiled and nodded at me. I even told him I loved him =D

I do have tickets for tonight's game, but it looks as if we might get rained out - which is disappointing, because I want to get my ball signed and I made a bitchin' shirt that says the aforementioned "Mi corazon esta en fuego" to wear... but it's okay, because next weekend is Joe and my one-year anniversary (yeah, I know, scary thought) and the Bisons are playing the Chiefs in Buffalo... which would be a nice anniversary day trip :P

...I got shit from Joe's friends because Reyes, Evans and crew aren't REAL Mets but FWIW, many of them played in the major league last year and got sent down thanks to Castillo returning and the cancer that is Gary Sheffield being brought on. Plus, they're literally the closest I will ever get to Ryan Church and Mike Pelfrey. Is it sad that I'm hoping for a few (minor) injuries to my favorite players so they DL and have to play rehab games for the Bisons?...