hi my life is ridiculous

Here's my itinerary for the day (or "this is why I have no time for updating or life in general")...

7am: Wake-up in Westmo. Feed dog. Let out dog.
715: Water the garden.
730: Shower, get dressed, etc.
8: Lock doors, give dog bone, leave.
805: COFFEE and drive.
9: Arrive at work in Syracuse.
1pm: Leave work in Syracuse, drive to Rome.
2: Arrive at work in Rome.
5: Leave work in Rome.
515: Bring grandma newspapers and visit.
6: Let out dog. Feed dog. Let out dog again. Find dinner.
630: Water the garden and all the plants.
7: Clean pool. Rescue all frogs from pool and feed the geese.
730: Go to Ace Hardware to fill propane tank.
745: Pick up bbq, snacks and beer for Saturday's party.
830: Try to find a bathing suit.
930: Catch tail end of Mets vs Reds, hope not to cry.
10: Out with Sheena.

Now I just have to fit in some BREATHING time.