Went out last night to the Clinton Street Pub. It was DEAD in there and the bartender was dumb and made really weak drinks, but she was pretty so all the guys tipped well. FIGURES. We then went to Empire Brewing Co., where my beer tasted like hotdog water because it was either $2 Empire stuff or $4.50 for a Bud Light (yes, I WTF'd too). Then to Kitty Hoynes for a nice, strong night-cap and some epic flame wars of Ed and Olin.
I love going out at night and going home to Joe's because he has air conditioning. What I do not like about it is A) I have to get up earlier to drive back to my place and B) I can't use the computer at 2am to see the dramallama that is LiveJournal...
1) I am butthurt over the butthurt of the snarking on the Stretched community. I mean, what don't people understand? If you're stupid, you'll be snarked. If you do things wrong, you'll be snarked. If you wear ugly makeup and dress like a juggalo, you will definetely be snarked. If you're afraid of getting snarked, you're either stupid, wrong or ugly; in which case, don't post. Or use photoshop on your pictures and lie. Or just don't, and post your stupid, ugly, wrong things because snark makes my world go 'round.
2) Why is it such a big deal if I park in the Visitor's Lot at work? I get that VISITORS are supposed to park there but technically I'm a visitor too, no? If not, then why do all the residents come to my door and tell me about their day? THAT'S VISITING. Not to mention that I get paid shittily (yes, shittily) AND have to pay $20 for parking on a roof two blocks away... fuck that. I'm parking in the visitor's lot. Have fun towing me.
3) Church may or may not be playing in tonight's game against the Yankees. This is my call: he won't play this afternoon's game at Yankee stadium and the Mets will lose, but if he plays in the evening game at Shea the Mets will win. AKA once Church starts playing again, the Mets will start winning again and Amanda and her boyfriend can be happy again and not have a caustic relationship where our communication depends on how well Ollie Perez is doing on a certain night.
4) My period (PEWIOD) started... a month late again. So in the last four months, I've had two. WHAT THE FUCK UTERUS. PLEASE DECIDE ON A NORMAL TIMELINE.
That is all.
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I like the posts that revolve around your Uterus and somehow come full circle with Baseball.
That being said, your period has only occured twice in the past four months. One of those times was with your new boyfran (per a livejournal posting). So during two of the past four months you have been a mets fan. A time in which they've been sucking.
Using the transitive property I believe the reason for your Vagine to be upset is because Church has not been playing and the happiness of the no-no zone depends on how well Ollie Perez is doing on a certain night.
Boom!
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