CAN I HAVE GOD DAMN EXTENSION BLAH BLAH BLAH?

Ohhh, IDK, what do I have for maximum snarkage today?

1) Sarah took a day off from work to see Radiohead in Toronto. I don't really "get" Radiohead, never been into them at all, but lucky her anyway. She got front row tickets apparently. So how is this snarky? I got stuck at the front desk ALL. DAY. LONG. F me in the A. It's been consequentially terrible and I'm ready to get the hell out of here and have a few drinks... possibly by myself... because I have an alcohol problem...

2) My car is making a funny noise. Funny in a bad way, not a ha-ha funny way. It sounds like a field of crickets. Oh no...

3) MY GODDAMN CELL PHONE @#JK$SDLKTJ@LKJ$L@#J$. I just want my iPhone. I think my parents may be coming out to Syracuse tonight to order one from Apple (because ATT banned us from the store...) but still, that's another week and a half before I get it. And my old phone keeps shutting off randomly. Bad bad bad. Want to throw out window... and I might.

4) Classes start in a week and a half for Syracuse students so the campus is now filling back up. BOOOOOOOOOOO. I hate Syracuse during the schoolyear... it's crowded and there's never anywhere to park. Srsly, you think they could come up with a better idea for parking, but no - we have to park on the street and switch over every night at 6pm. And how about how fucked up the parking situation near Armory Square is gonna be once they put up a few office buildings in the empty lots across from Kitty Hoynes? Oh yeah, people are TOTALLY going to park in the Atrium (...which is falling down...).