There have been quite a few irritating things this week....
1) RNC. (Actually it's been more funny than irritating, but I can still snark it, right?) Sarah Palin is a joke and I can't wait to hear a vice-presidential debate between her and Biden. I can hear the exchange right now...
Announcer: "Ms. Palin, what is your stance on abortion?"
Palin: "ZYGOTES ARE CHILDREN TOO! I have 5 children and my underage child is pregnant, but it's totally chill - teehee! - because she's going to marry the husband - not that she wants to but it's the RIGHT thing to do, God told me in my dreams. Um... don't kill babies? They're cute and cuddly, teehee. Also I have a baby with Down Syndrome, God bless his beautiful little heart. McCain thinks he's cute and pats his head like a little dog, teehee.
Announcer: (snickers) "Rebuttal, Mr. Biden?"
Biden: (near hysterics) "No fucking comment" (ROFL'ing)
PS: I spent most of the broadcast searching for minorities in the audience. Aside from the McCain's "adopted daughter" (not that she has a choice in the matter of what side to pick), I saw 0. But guess how many cowboy hats I saw?
2) FYI THERE ARE TWO NEW YORK ML BASEBALL TEAMS AND ONE IS NOT THE RED SOX THANK YOU VERY MUCH. So why, when I walk into "Cooperstown Connection," is there ONLY Red Sox and Yankees paraphanalia?! I can get a GIANT Yankees logo to put on my car, but forget about the Mets... apparently the only three people on our team are Reyes, Delgado and Wright.
3) I got a raise at work... $.40. REALLY. I was supposed to go up by $1.00...
4) SU students. I just want to play bowling with them... as in: get in my car, hit the gas and run over as many as possible (<----is a terrible person). What is so hard about NOT WALKING OUT IN FRONT OF CARS? Also, PLEASE BIKE WITH TRAFFIC AND FOLLOW THE SAME RULES AS A CAR! I can't tell you how many times I've been driving in front of a bike, go to make a right turn and I have to slam on my brakes because they just keep driving forward to the right of me without looking. YOU CANNOT PASS ME ON THE RIGHT! I WILL HIT YOU AND MY INSURANCE WILL GO UP (but boy will it be fun and totally worth it...)
5) I am apparently lactose-intolerant now. Wish I'd known that before I'd eaten the three dixie cups of ice cream that wasn't even very delicious...
About Me
- Amanda
- Syracuse, NY, United States
- Oh, you know... I like walks on the beach and sunsets and puppies.
1 comment:
damn it amanda!
I started typing and ended up deciding that I was going to post in my Blog in rubuttal to your blog. HAHA... I LOVE POLITICS! it pisses me off, but that's why I like it!!! so look for it! (it's not mean -- promises!)
2) Don't worry, before the end of Ocotober, you won't have to worry about the Mets. Unless they get hot.. if you look at the NL teams and the AL teams over the past 5 years the team that had the best record in the AL went to the World Series, the team that got hot in the NL, is the one that went to the world series (See - Colorado Rockies, Houston Astros)... besides... the mets pitching is mediocre at best.
3)You should bitch to your boss and say WTF is up with this??? -- seriously.
4)You were an SU student... and it's not just them that are dumb faces. Driving in any city bikers are dumb shit stupid... I can understand people that are serious bikers riding on the road, but kids like under the age of 20 just casually riding down the road? use the sidewalk.
5. Dixie cups? -- they're shitty ice cream anyways... I get the trotts just thinking of that shit... get some ben and jerry's or something to test out your Lactose intolerance...
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